Motel 6 Conference room
Schedule of Events for Dem Victory Celebration
7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning…Nancy Pelosi
7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N., Madeline Albright
7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship…Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton
8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging
8:10 P.M. Video message from Saddam... "I'm not really a bad guy"... We Win!!!
8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding…Barney Frank Presiding
8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes ethics, chastity and a toast.
8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan-- Susan Sarandon.
9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The Proper etiquette for surrender demonstrated by French President Jacques Chirac and Harry Reid
9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes the party moves to the hot tub and a toast.
9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund
9:25 P.M. Jim Webb... "How to Win without ever talking State Issues"...
9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay presented by Sean Penn
9:36 P.M. Special Music provided by the Dixie Chicks "Still Talking Trash"
9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military…A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton
9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy makes a pass at Barbara Streisand and proposes a toast
9:50 P.M. Michael Moore presents Dan Rather…Truth in Broadcasting Award
9:53 P.M. NewsLeader Newspaper... How To: "Keep the Mud flying, Avoid the real issues"
9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy gropes passing waitress and proposes a toast
10:00 P.M. How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers…Howard Dean
10:15 Governor Tim Kaine... "Our Big Union Buddies and there Money"
10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahmadinejad
10.40 P.M. Patrick Kennedy.. Benefits of voting at 2 a.m. - NO LONG LINES!!!
11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes new taxes and a toast
11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet
11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War criminals, a diatribe by John Kerry
12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy farts, throws up and proposes a toast
12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to propose to Hillary and drive the woman home
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