Thursday, November 01, 2007

News From the Front: "They got Joe"...

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Word has come down that the P.C. crowd has once again taken another "Victim" in their efforts to correct all the symbols out their that might offend selected groups...

It seems Paramount Pictures is seeking a more friendly name for the well known "Joe" and is looking for a more P.C. name for the
"Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity"


"No longer will G.I. Joe be a U.S. Special Forces soldier, the "Real American Hero" who, in his glory days, single-handedly won World War II."


"In the politically correct new millennium, G.I. Joe bears no resemblance to the original."


"Paramount has confirmed that in the movie, the name G.I. Joe will become an acronym for "Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity" — an international, coed task force charged with defeating bad guys. It will no longer stand for government issued, as in issued by the American government."


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,296054,00.html

Maybe we need to come up with the "Special Force" Ken doll dressed up and carrying a briefcase full of United Nations resolutions...

4 comments:

Bubba said...

don't forget that Hasbro is up to their eyes in this also. Maybe the new GI JOE will go to China to combat lead paint.

-Bubba

Kooch said...

Yea:

The movie script will likely feature GI JOE saving a socialist collective where pro choice Muslims live off the land tending their organic gardens and use green energy from evil capitalists who want to despoil the land for coal and oil. The CEO of the company, called Hallabutton, will murder the matriarchal leader of the collective, and use his minions to kill many of the innocent members of the collective. In the climatic show down of the movie, a 5'2" 100 lb GI Jane will take on a 6'7" 250 lb male bodybuilder. The female fighter will get dropped 20 feet off the side of a warehouse at the start of the fight but not get much more than a bruise. She will then destroy the bodybuilder in a fight tossing him around like a cork. This will allow her friend, who had initially been denied permission to join the GI JOEs because he was gay, the opportunity to catch the evil CEO and bring him to justice in front of an international court. At the trial, the CEO will acknowledge the evils of capitalism, state that all evil comes from white men, and praise the goodness of socialism.

Thats how I see Hollywood doing it.

RightsideVA said...

Joe will not allow himself to be removed by the "Progressive" left and their operatives. He has gone deep,deep, deep, undercover protecting the American Homeland and it's people.

Look for future post...

Bubba said...

I hear that "Sanke Eyes" has been replaced by "Underbritches" who bears a striking resemblance to Sandy Berger. Apparently his special skill is covert recors removal and he uses it to prove the existance of the rumored Hailburton global space station, which is poised to absorb all the solar energy in the world, forcing a green famine where the price of tofu will reach over 20 euros a cube........ Underbritches meets a untimely demise when he is caught smuggling issues of playboy and hustler magazine from the Hillary Clinton personal library, somewhere in Canada, the new capital for the North American Union that Hillary created.

-Bubba